69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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