idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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