Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize