the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
how does that bad decision feel?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
