You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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