Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize