He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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