is your mom at the bar?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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