i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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