I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
tell me about the fingering
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