It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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