have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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