that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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