Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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