ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
