Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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