Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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