wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
wow bdsm is so cute
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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