I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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