Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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