its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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