i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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