I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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