my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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