The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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