if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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