I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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