I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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