He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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