Can Purell be used as lube?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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