My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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