Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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