Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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