dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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