Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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