We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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