did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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