I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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