she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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