I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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