Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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