I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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