There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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