when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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