i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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