You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
