you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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