Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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