she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize