the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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