Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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