For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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