Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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