You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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